Funny Christmas Card Verses Please Help Me Write A Funny Christmas Card Saying?

Please help me write a funny Christmas card saying? - funny christmas card verses

The front of the card has pictures of my two boys aged 14 to 9 The 14-year-old has a very boring "Take that stupid picture" expression on his face. 9 years, had his arm around the waist of 14 years and has a broad smile on his face when he did his best to irritate his brother. The words "Joy To The World" is written at the beginning.
I must be something in the map. Something funny, maybe a little sarcastic. I thought, "Merry Frickin Christmas", but I think some would agree from my parents. Ideas?